The Morning Stretch
The Headline
Game 3 of the NBA Finals tonight. Here's to hoping Dwight Howard looks a little more interested, Courtney Lee catches a break or two (after that tough one to end regulation in Game 2), Rafer Alston shakes out the cobwebs, and that nobody mentions how bad Kobe really wants it. Becuase, really, why play the game if you don't want it? Is it absolutely necessary to have a goofy "look at me" scowl to show one's "wanting it"?
By the way, Kobe, your "mean underbite face" makes you look constapated. Poop at halftime, will ya? ...
The Morning Stretch
Starting Monday, June 8th, we at BTeamBombers are instituting a weekday morning segment "The Morning Stretch". Why only the weekedays? Cuz the only thing I stretch on Saturdays is my foreskin, dammit.
This Morning's Headline:
So Courtney Lee, the young gentleman serving as a homeless man's Rip Hamilton with that facemask, took the final two shots in regulation for the Orlando Magic in last night's Game 2 overtime loss to the Lakers. Interesting... Because I thought with the game tied, you'd want it in either Dwight Howard's hands downlow or Rashard Lewis' hands anywhere from 10-20 feet from the basket. ...