Cats and dogs! Living together...mass hysteria!

So...some weird shit happened this week. We've avoided commenting on most of it - intentionally. Some of it was tragic, some of it was boring, none of it was particularly good. This is what happens in mid July - when it's hot as balls, baseball is in that boring, who cares, still half a season to play lull and countless 24 hour sports networks, websites and blogs run out of things to talk about. I'm hoping we'll all wake up Monday and all this shit will be gone. Without further ado, here's this week in sports retold through marginally humorous pictures:

Tim Tebow: Still a Virgin.

"Leave the man alone. And leave me alone. And let it go...let it go." - The Rick

Big who cares here. Let him be. This is a guy who has never given anyone any reason to dislike him. He's classy, hes genuine and he works his ass off. If he wants to wait until he's found the right woman before he gets his dick wet - (makes sign of the cross) God bless. And with all due respect to Waffles McButter and the rest of the Wilt The Stilt wannabe bloggers out there: Leave the Man Alone.

Ben Roethlisberger sued for alleged sexual Assault: ESPN Stays Mum.

Relax man, I'm pre-law.

Check out the discretion and restraint displayed by The World Wide Leader. I'm sure the members of the Duke Lacrosse team, Randy Moss, Tank Johnson, Pac Man Jones and the slew of other athletes ESPN loves to report on for alleged criminal activity would appreciate the same consideration. Where was this careful journalism in the past when they jumped on every whisper of a rape, drug or assault allegation like Dean Wormer on Delta House.

NFL Moves Round 1 of Draft to Thursday Night.

I just lost a buck - to myself!

Fuck. This. Shit. Of course you get a lot of viewers now. You air it on a Saturday in the spring between the Final Four and the NBA and NHL Playoffs. If you think I'm going to watch that shit on a school night, you are fucking high. Let's be honest. Nobody really gave a fuck about the draft. We just was it as an excuse to get drunk during the day, lay on the couch and watch TV for 16 hours on a sunny Saturday afternoon. But TWWL, in their infinite wisdom has done gone and fucked that up for everyone. I can't even rationalize sitting around watching the third round to myself.

The Sports Guy Quits the Mag

A little spot-on sure, but who doesn't love this picture?

Welcome back to the interwebs Bill. It's nice having you back as a full time resident.

LeBron Dunk Tape Released.

Whooooooooooooo CARES?!?

And the word anti-climactic is redefined.

Buehrle Tosses Perfect Game

I think Cher sums up my feelings on this matter best.

Whatever.

Then There Was That Other Thing.

With that girl who's on TV a lot. I'm not touching this one. Everyone who has either sounds like a creep or a hypocrite. All I'll say is: It happened. And it was weird.

Hopefully balance will be restored to the Force on Monday. Until then, everyone enjoy the weekend and I'll leave you with the following cheesey frat boy toast: Here's to living single, seeing double and sleeping tripple!

Now let's all go out this weekend and party like it's college!

-Wild