NY Gays Can Marry, Hef Had Already Married (But Not in NY). Great, Can We Get Back To Business Here?!

Seriously, enough funny business.
I was waiting for the most opportune moment to come back on the BTeam, which is not dissimilar than Adam Dunn's waiting for the most opportune moment to start earning a paycheck. YAA! GOT HEEEEEMMMM! (ehem, Allow Brian Wilson to explain for me. ... It\'s gonna be a thing)
How Do You Spell Obscurity?? P-A-Y. P-E-R. V-I-E-W.
Boxing is so irrelevant on today's sports landscape that its pulse barely registers. Saturday night's Pacquiao-Cotto fight generated more than 1 million pay-per-view orders and, yet, more people than not are waiting for HBO to re-run the fight on November 21st.
Anchors Away!!
Notre Dame did it again...
The Fighting Irish went 10 games before the smoke and mirror show was exposed like Peter Bretter in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Everybody in blue jerseys on Saturday evening were looking to cover their collective dongs when the final score showed Navy 23 - Notre Dame 21.
The Word of the Day is… PANIC
Da Bears had their lunches handed to them. Jay Cutler looked Rextacular. Urlacher's done for 2009. The o-line looked like a set of turnstiles. The wide receivers are young. Forte couldn't get it going. It was the God Damn PACKERS!
Glad we got that out of our systems. We good? Everybody out of breath to stop yelling long enough for this?
Bombers Bicker: Buehrle to Cooperstown?

Does he have the body of work to get into Cooperstown?
Now with a perfect game and a no-hitter on his resume, it begs the question: is Mark Buehrle a Hall of Famer?
The Bombers debate in the latest forum
Perfection: In Retrospect.
Rock, Pitch, Catch.
You know it's a good moment when you feel like the credits are about to roll in a John Cusack movie.
Every sound drowns out as white noise and every movement seems to be in slow motion--especially in retrospect.
Allow me to set the scene:
The Second Half: Who’s Who and What’s What after the Halfway Mark

Will the Northside and the Southside come alive?
The All-Star Break. No, not that 4-day set depriving us of action on the diamond. No, that 4-day set allowing us to take inventory on whether or not it's time to start looking to football season.
Jesus Christmas! We Fry Good Eggs!
Every little leaguer dreams of being featured on SportsCenter one day... and even though my day has yet to come, the overarching website of which I am apart of is here! haHAAA
Sean Hef received his 2nd nod on the SportsCenter Blog Buzz. This time for his thoughts on Carlos Boozer's possibly coming to to the Bulls via a 3 team trade.
Congratulations, Big Guy... even though you clearly illustrated yourself as a meathead for asking John Paxson (not Gar Forman) to pull the trigger and somehow counting an 11-man starting lineup for a basketball team. Small oversights indeed.
He's a meathead, but he's OUR Meathead.
The Morning Stretch: Hitting the Links
Not a whole lot doin today outside of more Steve McNair news. So as not to completely depress, check out these links for solid stories--sports journalism or otherwise--to get you through your morning. All solid reads.
The Morning Stretch: Manny’s Back, Tennis, NBA Trades, and Shock Value
Blake returns to the morning stretch after a week and a half of actually having to work to earn a paycheck. 


