Omagod! This Broad is So Going To Jail!
From Barstool Sports:
MIAMI (Aug. 6) - A South Florida woman was arrested Wednesday for allegedly hiring an undercover police officer to kill her husband of six months, authorities said. Dalia Dippolito, 26, was charged with solicitation to commit first-degree murder and taken to the Palm Beach County jail. An undercover officer posing as a hit man called Dippolito on Monday afternoon and arranged a meeting. ....read on
The undercover officer later met Dippolito in a pharmacy parking lot and asked if she was sure she wanted her husband killed. She laughed, according to the according to the affidavit, and said: “I will be very happy. I’m not going to change my mind I am 5,000 percent sure I want it done. When I set my mind to something, I get it done.” Authorities staged an elaborate crime scene outside the Dippolito home on Wednesday morning, complete with yellow crime tape and several police vehicles. Dippolito was then taken to the Boynton Beach Police Department, where she was told of the investigation and arrested. Michael Dippolito, who was informed of the case Wednesday morning, was also at the police department, as was the undercover officer who Dalia Dippolito believed was going to kill her husband, according to a police news release.
Are you fucking kidding me!?! This is the greatest story ever. Mad props to the cops for going so far out of their way to fuck with this woman. They set up an elaborate fake crime scene? Yes! Imagine her walking into the police station, believing she'd pulled off the crime of the century with the whole "sobbing widow" performance and seeing her husband there just chilling with the guy who was supposed to off him. Priceless! It would almost be worth your wife wanting you dead if you could pull off this type of revenge.
I love how none of the cops give anything away. Why didn't they just arrest her? Does this improve their case? Or did they just want to fuck with her head? Either way, this is one of the best viral vids I've ever seen.
-Wild
August 10th, 2009 - 18:05
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