Aug/099
Prince Fielder is an Ass.
I bet if there was a cheeseburger on the mound, you'da charged it.
Last night, the Milwaukee fuctards Brewers were on the receiving end of a 17-4 thrashing at the hands of the LA Dodgers and fatass first baseman Prince Fielder was on the receiving end of a pitch to the ass with two outs in the ninth.
Losing 17-4 combined with getting hit by a pitch in the waning innings of a game whose outcome is a foregone conclusion is understandably frustrating. So what did Fielder do? Did he take it like a man, jog to first, let the game end and head back to MKE? Did he decide to be a badass about it and charge the mound to give Guillermo Mota a 268 pound beating? Nope, musta been afraid he'd get Nolan'd. Instead, he decided to be a whiny bitch and try to break into the Dodgers clubhouse to start a fight after the game with every camera in the stadium on him. To paraphrase Clevon Little "Baby please - you're makin' a Wisconsin spectacle of yourself."
Settle it on the field or let it go. File this one under chicken-shit baseball. This is why everyone hates Milwaukee. Video below. The Cubbies remain 4 games up on the Brew Crew and tied with the St. Louis douchebags Cardinals for first place.
August 6th, 2009
hey we had a great time in Brew City last time we were there…minus the next day
August 6th, 2009
You mean the next four days? I caught Ebola and didn’t even get laid. Fuck Milwaukee. But yeah, that night was pretty fun.
August 6th, 2009
it was guillermo mota, not jonathan broxton who hit him.
August 6th, 2009
nice call matt p…changed it…hey bill since when did you not getting laid become the city’s fault? haha
August 6th, 2009
Stupid lying box score. And it’s not Milwaukee’s fault I didn’t get laid. I’m just trying to figure out how I got the Ebola.
August 7th, 2009
i?ro?ny –noun, plural -nies.
1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2. Literature.
a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b. (esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
Or….
A Cubs fan (a member of the baby blue nation of lovable-losers, who has begun every season overly optimistic for 101 years only to act surprised and saddened when your team flops again, who logically blames this downfall on a goat, and who supports the Gatorade smashing ZZZZZ and Einstein like milton) calling any other teams player a whiny bitch.
Also, if one night in Milwaukee gives you Ebola now, who is the bitch????
August 8th, 2009
Wild Bill being a homer! I can’t believe it!
August 8th, 2009
Chris Cwik, everybody!
August 8th, 2009
I’m here all week, try the veal.