Prince Fielder is an Ass.
I bet if there was a cheeseburger on the mound, you'da charged it.
Last night, the Milwaukee fuctards Brewers were on the receiving end of a 17-4 thrashing at the hands of the LA Dodgers and fatass first baseman Prince Fielder was on the receiving end of a pitch to the ass with two outs in the ninth.
Losing 17-4 combined with getting hit by a pitch in the waning innings of a game whose outcome is a foregone conclusion is understandably frustrating. So what did Fielder do? Did he take it like a man, jog to first, let the game end and head back to MKE? Did he decide to be a badass about it and charge the mound to give Guillermo Mota a 268 pound beating? Nope, musta been afraid he'd get Nolan'd. Instead, he decided to be a whiny bitch and try to break into the Dodgers clubhouse to start a fight after the game with every camera in the stadium on him. To paraphrase Clevon Little "Baby please - you're makin' a Wisconsin spectacle of yourself."
Settle it on the field or let it go. File this one under chicken-shit baseball. This is why everyone hates Milwaukee. Video below. The Cubbies remain 4 games up on the Brew Crew and tied with the St. Louis douchebags Cardinals for first place.
August 6th, 2009 - 13:27
hey we had a great time in Brew City last time we were there…minus the next day
August 6th, 2009 - 14:01
You mean the next four days? I caught Ebola and didn’t even get laid. Fuck Milwaukee. But yeah, that night was pretty fun.
August 6th, 2009 - 15:50
it was guillermo mota, not jonathan broxton who hit him.
August 6th, 2009 - 18:17
nice call matt p…changed it…hey bill since when did you not getting laid become the city’s fault? haha
August 6th, 2009 - 18:44
Stupid lying box score. And it’s not Milwaukee’s fault I didn’t get laid. I’m just trying to figure out how I got the Ebola.
August 7th, 2009 - 10:40
i?ro?ny –noun, plural -nies.
1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2. Literature.
a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b. (esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
Or….
A Cubs fan (a member of the baby blue nation of lovable-losers, who has begun every season overly optimistic for 101 years only to act surprised and saddened when your team flops again, who logically blames this downfall on a goat, and who supports the Gatorade smashing ZZZZZ and Einstein like milton) calling any other teams player a whiny bitch.
Also, if one night in Milwaukee gives you Ebola now, who is the bitch????
August 8th, 2009 - 21:37
Wild Bill being a homer! I can’t believe it!
August 8th, 2009 - 21:53
Chris Cwik, everybody!
August 8th, 2009 - 23:14
I’m here all week, try the veal.